I've been trying to think of ways I could make some extra money. My bootleg juice is the meanest batch this side of SimCity. I could sell it, but I don't think it's legal.
When we got married I made an agreement with her we'd never have kids. I knew she wanted 'em, but I'm no good with kids. So what's changed? I keep askin' myself that. I'm feeling a lot more relaxed, I'm doing what I've always wanted to do...fish. And I just had my 30th birthday. Maybe that has somethin' to do wit' it.
Viv looks more terrified everysimday. I see her trying to hide it from me. I sit right beside the bathroom door burning a hole in my laptop keyboard trying to surf the web for Angling sites. I sit there so much, I burned my computer out. We had to buy another one. I'm sayin' all this to say...my wife is in and out that bathroom at least 10 times a simday. She can't make it to the one in our bedroom..so, she's all the time throwing up in our guest bathroom.
I can't even kiss her nowadays, without her running for the toothpaste first.